Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.. How long didn't i update?

Ohhhh.. Kay..
I haven't updated my blog for a long time so it was practically K.O.
Well my hands are gonna hurt after thinking of what to crap about and typing the crap i thought of =P.

First thing's first.
I GOT A TOTALLY AWESOME 52 INCH HD TV AT 1080P RESOLUTION AND IT CAME WITH A FREAKING HOME THEATRE SURROUND SOUND SYSTEM!

Pros
-Tv BIG!
-Tv CLEAR!
-Speaker KICKASS!
-PS3 BLU RAY!!!! XD

Cons
-Dad watch tv at night = no sleep that night =x
Only one con la~

Okay. ENOUGH about Tv.
One more thing about it la =P.
It's a fact that 90% of the American people are slaves towards the world's greatest invention, television. They spend loads of their time "training" to portray a potato sitting on a couch getting exercise only for their fingers. Those people who do "magically" become bloated up! I mean like KABOOM!! BIG ASS!! That is why, the American's have nicknamed the television..... the "Magic Box"

In contrast to that (the opposite end of contrast xD) The British have done multiple surveys of this so called "Magic Box" phenomena and have concluded with the results that, people who have fallen victim to the "Magic Box" clearly are undeveloped species of human that may be much much much more in contact with our extremely early ancestors. Because of this conclusion, the Brits have decided to rename the "Magic Box". As of today, television's nickname is "The IDIOT Box".

Wow that looks like an English essay. xD. I should hand it in to my teacher and see how much marks i'd get for it LOL!

Okay, let's put in a little bit of school.
Ya know, the girls in my school have a very (i mean very) very colorful record. They've brought their "mom" to school before. Only for the P.Body to find out that isn't their real mother. XD! God when they announced that during assembly. The boys laughed xD. After we had a good laugh. She reminded the boys of the "wonderful" memories we had of running and bathing at pantai bersih during school operating hours. XD!!! Guess what? The girls didn't laugh but WE DID!!! XD! Nothing much to say anymore =X. Ooooh! i wrote a poem for moral studies and got a 10/10 for it!!! xD. Here is how it went (changing it a little):

Mom,
You have brought me to this world,
Great pain and suffering have burdened be,
And yet you have always been there for me,
Loving me unconditionally,
Now that you have gone I pray for you,
something something..
Can't remember how it went anymore. xD
Well i'll change this post when I get the poem back~~~

Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay, I've got nothing to say anymore =X.

Confucious says! Penis very much like clock hands!
SHORT take Hours!
LONG take Minutes!
DIVINE take mere seconds!