Welcome to my world

I'm back

2011-05-06T00:36:00.004+08:00

Hello there.

Yes this blog has been dead for.. God knows how long.

Many things have happened to me since the last post.

Thinking back again.. It makes me want to cradle myself and just burst into a symphony of tears rocking myself back and forth. Haha! Irony.

Since the last post. I say I've changed in many ways. No.. I still only have TWO buttflaps! Therefore I failed in growing a third one :(.

Well I've really got nothing much to say right now. But I don't want to end things with buttflaps. :S. So..

If I could write a starting,

Where time was just another thing to waste,

I'd jump of a plane without a parachute,

Cause you'd catch me without so much of a glare.

Roller coaster of the sky that falls free,

And let it rummage through your hair,

I'd sing along into the cotton breeze and,

We will be aware.

There's about a million things I'd rather,

Say than be aware,

So let me take you into the blue,

And we'd share whatever we can,

Underneath the broken scales,

And stars to everywhere,

An open mall would be just as empty,

If you're not there.

Sincerely,

SUPERMAN!

2010-04-24T12:09:00.002+08:00

Righttttttttttt........ I'm so bored and since my blog has been like for a LOOOOOOOOONG time... So... I'M BACK!! Hee Hee~

Okay... Wonder if anyone will even read this update -X. Right! Anyways! I'm startin' a new trend! It's called the "ONE-EYED-MONSTER" Nyak Nyak! For those losers who have no idea what it is (yet) it's simply replacing the normal =) to THIS! -)! It looks cute~ -3 agree with me -. or else! -P

Right so.... since i didn't update for such a long time... I SHALL SHOW YOU MAH PHOTOGRAPHY! Next post... Because.. I'm in school now ROFL!!

Right so it's getting like borin' nowadays and there's really nothing to do but study...
Especially for add math I mean @@ you know... Why does einstein have to make all our lives so miserable!! GrrrAWWWL!!!

From next blog on.. I don't care! I'm making a VLOG! because let's face it.. Blogging is so dead..
Besides that.. VLOG's are fun! unlike blogging which takes forever to post up (pictures much) VLOG you just have to copy and paste from Mr. You. That's right! You!

-3

I like chicken and radish

Sometimes with fish..

Also i like the cow meat cause it's very..... Okay imagine eating a WHOLE COW! AWESOME!

And teacher just said it's time to go back to class =.=. Party pooper =.= TOOO BE CONTINUED!!! (cause I wanna rant summore -x)

Happy Burf dae babeh!

2010-02-16T13:11:00.005+08:00

16 years you've been in this world

16 years your life has twirled

16 years may your wishes unfold

16 years you have done what you were told (ROFL)

Happy Burf Day to You~

You were born in THE Zuu~

You loook like a ZOEY

and ya smell like one too~!

HAPPY 16TH BIRTH DAY TO MAH DARLIN' BABY

Well I didn't get to take any pictures with her for her birthday.. YET!

So in the mean time..

You're the BEST thing I never knew I needed~

2010-01-14T22:00:00.013+08:00

For the way you changed my plans

For being the perfect distraction
For the way you took the idea that i have
Of everything that i wanted to have
And made me see

There was something missing

For the ending of my first begin
And for the rare and unexpected friend
For the way you're something that i never choose
But at the same time something i don't wanna lose
And never wanna be without ever again......

YOUR THE BEST THING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED

Right updating is a pain. Heee! Well here's my update.

I went out with Zoey on the last day of 2009.

Gonna miss that year. ;(.

We went to Queens as usual ROFL!

You don't expect us to hang at Pacific right?? xD

Well.... We did THIS! You may Rofl after getting to the end of the update so hold your horses xD.

You don't see this very often right? xD

If you thought the other picture was disasribble check this one out xD!

Right you may Rofl now.. :D:D

We watched Did you hear about the Morgans and Band Slam.

Good movies. =x.

Ooooooh KAY. Found out Luwi THAT DICK came over.

He's my cousin from Ipoh.

He didn't tell me he came. DON'T THINK DIRTY!

So we had a little party with some other humans :D:D

You may drool at our awesome pool party ;D

WooHoo~~ WET T-SHIRT PARTY!!

Wait... Where's my shirt? Them dicks stole em =.=

V-R HUSTLE! xD

Hoooo YEAH! You may be jealous of me now!

I got to lick PING CHAN'S EAR! xD

Hooo~ This picture was just to test the camera's settings.

But MAN do I look gewd rofls!

LUWI~~~~ I farted =x.

SMELL MY ASS YA DICK! xD

I'm...... Special.

COW-A-BANGA!! SMELL THEIR ARMPITS OF AROMIC THERAPHY!

ANOTHER JUMP SHOT! Boys TWO GIRLS ZERO!
TAKE THAT KARINE!

Nyaaa~ Haaa~~

Yeah....... It got stuck there. =x

AND there... =x.

Enlightened Ej: Drink my Holy Water young one.

Dick: YES MASTER!

Luwi thinks: When will I get to pee like that. *sigh*

PING CHAN YOU ASS!

You blocked the dick's nipple! Grr!

MING BOY! PARTAYYY SLIDE! xD

Ping Chan coming in second AND HE BREAKS THE RECORD!

HE IS OFFICIALLY THE SECOND FASTET DUDE TO RIDE ON A WATER SLIDE!

WHAT A GOAL!!!!

Applause... =.=.. NOWW! xD

Look at him go! Pheeew xD

LUWI IS RAWR! xD

This was the my master plan of the day xD

It was such a good plan we took another picture! xD

It was JUST too good we had to take ANOTHER xD!

I'm just so awesome xD!

After swimming..

We decided to go to the Golf Resort and do...

Well... Stuff.. :D

Bollywood stars!

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE!!! WITH THE SOUND OF EU JIN! xD

U.R.I (Unidentified Running Idiot)

Zoey likes this picture rofl!

BOOBIES!
Took a picture of it on the way back~

Then came the horrible day where we have to go back to school.
Shall skip loads of days cause they were boring.

We had to gotong royong in school.

So we took pictures for our Moral Project :D!

We are So hardworking!

Yes we care about mother Earth! :D

Who says sweeping can't be fun??
EVERYTHING'S FUN WHEN YOU'RE WEARING A JEWISH CAP! xD

AND LAST BOT NOT LEAST!

Iguana~~ xD

That was how my holidays ended and how school started for me.

And how dead the Iguana is. xD

Peace out dawgs and dawgies xD

Updating is such a pain

2009-12-07T19:02:00.004+08:00

Okay. I performed at Super Arts on the 6th of December.

It was.. A pretty thrilling experience LOL!

I have to admit I was nervous before going up on that stage.

Well.. There's not much that happened that day apart from meeting up with people I thought I'd never see again LOL!

Hmmmmmm..... Oh yeah! Good thing bout that day is my old teacher. Teacher Junie taught me how to control the piano. The way she taught me was truly motivating. It made me feel so much more better ROFL! She'd always give positive feedback even if I played the worst i could =x! NOBODY HEARD THAT!

Er Wynn took a few pictures... Yeah.. They're blur =.=

Rehearsing for the performance.

Teacher and I playing Deck The Halls. XD.

Teacher Junie! :D!

After much persuading. She finally showed us her MAD rockin' piano skills!

From now onwards I took the pictures... Can ya tell the difference?? xDxD SORRY ER WYNN! xD!

I simply HAD to take this JUST to show Zoey xD!

WooHoo~ Ever heard adding insult to injury? Here's a classic case of it :D xD!

The Grand Piano and all of it's Grandnessy lookingness xD!

I thought this looks cool xD So I took a picture... REFLECTION ROCKS! :D

I guess that's all for today's update. Maybe I'll blog about my new haircut tomorrow. If you readers are lucky xD!

Ej Over and out~

Penang Bridge Marathon!!! Owieee Owieee

2009-11-23T18:09:00.003+08:00

So I went for the Penang Bridge Marathon.

Two words. Awe Some!

First Er Wynn and I went to Queensbay to register.

OMG la!!! All the laptops there were M17X!! *eeeeeeeeeeeeeps* xD. So envious!

Then dum dum dum dum.

We had to stay over because there was a heavy traffic congestion.

Well.. I didn't mind :D.

We met up with Zoey and the "gang".

And we went skating. LOL!

Sorry Zoe... xD

Then we went for dinner..

More of THEY went for dinner at Swensens while Er Wynn and I sat and stared at them chugging down their spaghetti and ice cream.

Never in my life have I been so hungry. Except for maybe the next day xD!

After we had to say our good byes. Or more off see-you-soon-in-a-couple-of-hours.

They went back to their apartment where it was comfortable and had air-conds.

While!! Me and Er Wynn slept at an empty lot. xD!

We looked like bums la. xD!

Here are some pictures of us in our green T-Shirts!

I like em! xD

Me and Er Wynn.

In our green shirts =D!

They were nice!

I am the KING OF HOBOS! xD

And then...

Uhhh...

That's all I guess LOL!

I don't have anymore pictures.

Shaun does though so. Go check his facebook xD!

Peace out!

KL Trip

2009-11-17T18:26:00.014+08:00

Right. Update Update Update.

I went to KL last Wednesday.

IT WAS FUN! NOT!

It was dead boring ==.

But I'll use my randomness to make it fun anyway xD.

Right!! A story must have a beggining(YEAH) middle(~) bridge and ultimately... an ending(BOO!)

EXCEPT MINE~~~! HeeHeee mine is always middle which is the interesting part :D

So if ANY of you fags are just BEGGING to differ. FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!

P/s: I do not fuck fags I get someone else to do it for me =D

So I went to my gran's house during the afternoon to leave for KL.

BUT! As usual my uncle procrastinated till I don't know... Hmmm LIKE 5 O'CLOCK!

So while waiting for that painfully long 3 hours I the awesome Kok Eu Jin did

Jay Den will freak out when he sees this when he's older xD

Nana showing off his martial arts.. Ahhhhhh HE'S GONNA TOTALLY HIT ME! GET THAT F-ing THING AWAY FROM ME!

People please say hello to.. The Chair! Okay I'm kidding there are invisible people there. I'll give you a hint who *whispers* It's my grandpa ;) He'll alway be in our hearts singing out that melodious BAAAA!! He does when he watches football. From time to time we may joke about his unnecessary cursing when Ronaldino misses a penalty kick. Amen. I AIN'T CHRISTIAN! I... Just can't think of anything else to say xD.

Namo ratna trayaya xD! Ommmmmmmmmmmmmm... xD

I actually got a free haircut from these things when I was little =x

Me and Jae Ian vaining our asses off

Again ;)

We finally left after those awkward moments of getting stuck in the toy car and nearly getting hit by some pole or remembering the melodious BAAAAA my grandpa use to sing xD.

During the trip we got bored so.......... I took a picture of Mister Not So Universe. Who says Jae Ian has got the guns?? xD

WooHooo~~ Check out our totally awesome unnecessary luggage xD

Lil Jay Den~ *pinch cheeks*

We sat in this cafe while waiting for Shaun to come back from drama practice. It was hot. xD

Uncle Jeffrey and his cam corder. I WANT ONE!

Jae Ian thinks he's cool because he can do a baby freeze. LOL.

I couldn't resist not taking a picture in Shaun's apartment xD.

Shaun's HD TV in his apartment. Lucky ass. T.T

Resistance 2 a bottle of water his PS3 slim router/modem and lastly my favorite. Nude statues xD

My little mess. xD

Look at our shoes so neatly stacked I bet you are ALL very jealous xD. Look at the pebbles they're kinda cute xD

Look an oversized trash can

Or.. Not.. =x

I was amazed by this fan xD. I looks KEWL!

This cabinet is usually full of water. Shaun drinks alot of water. I mean ALOT!

These chocolate cookies ROCKED! I couldn't stop eating after one bite! Oh my god! I LOVE YOU MARKS AND SPENCER!

Lol. I went a little nuts with taking pictures and the flower became my model xD.

I think the flower and tree would end up as a loving couple.

Ooooh lala. Flower turned of the lights *sexy growl* They named their kid Flee xD!

Flower + Tree = Flee

And this is where I slept. Away from the party. xD

So that's what I basically did for the first two days in KL. Fag around. xD. I didn't take any pictures after that because the camera's memory was full =x. And I didn't bring the transfer cable =x. Okay. GOOD BYE! xD

Dedication to my <3

2009-11-15T22:14:00.003+08:00

너를 위한 길이 하나 있다면
neoreul wihan giri hana itdamyeon
그건 지금 바로 너 안에 있어
geugeon jigeum baro neo ane isseo
그렇게 더 견뎌낼 수 있다면
geureoke deo gyeondyeonael su itdamyeon
이곳에 너의 모든 걸 맡겨봐
igose neoui modeun geol matgyeobwa

HOLDING YOU HOLDING YOU
IT`S IN YOU, RIVER FLOWS IN YOU
천천히 천천히 내 맘속에 강은 흐르고
cheoncheonhi cheoncheonhi nae mamsoge gangeun heureugo

HOLDING YOU HOLDING YOU
IT`S IN YOU, RIVER FLOWS IN YOU
기다림 그 기다림 끝에는 내가 있을까
gidarim geu gidarim kkeuteneun naega isseulkka

널 향해 내 맘을 던지고 싶어
neol hyanghae nae mameul deonjigo sipeo
언제나 내가 널 느낄 수 있게
eonjena naega neol neukkil su itge
그렇게 더 견뎌낼 수 있다면
geureoke deo gyeondyeonael su itdamyeon
이곳에 너의 모든 걸 맡겨봐
igose neoui modeun geol matgyeobwa

Translation
if there’s a road that’s for you
then it is inside of you
if you can endure it
Then leave everything of yours to me

holding you holding you
it’s in you, river flows in you
slowly, slowly, the river in my heart flows

holding you holding you
it’s in you, river flows in you
longing, at the end of that longing, would I be there

I want to throw my heart at you
So that you can always feel it with you
If you can endure it still
Then leave everything of yours to me

I will.. Update.. Buhhhh....

2009-10-15T12:48:00.015+08:00

Okay... I'm a lazy pig.
Everyone knows that!

So......
*indian accent* Here is my update! =D

YEAH! Right after PMR we Went to Sunway Carnival! (boring shit)
Watched where got ghost!
I sat beside two pussies (Er Wynn & Jae Ian) Who actually thought it was scary =.=.
P/s. IT'S COMEDY YOU DOINKS!

I left early because the others reached.. So i gave my freakish cousin (Karine) a scare and my lovely darling a surprise.. I hope xD

Then then then then then~~~!

Jeng jeng jeng jeng! We went..

MEGA KIDDIES WORLD!!!
....
Sorry I didn't do that right

MEG-A KIDDAYS WORLD~~~~~!!

It was fun! Seriously. xD
I had to pay 5 bucks to get in though =.=.

Karine and I fought over who can tap their legs faster and used this keyboard to prove who was the winner =D

I still think I tap my legs faster xD!

And of course the oh so wonderful ball pit!

We frequently stepped on.. well.. balls. (if you think dirty it's not my fault xD)

Er Wynn and I decided that our buttocks were sexy enough to be put on a magazine so...

Here are our SEXAY BUTTS!!! It's 10 bucks to touch 20 to slap =D

Kay then WHO WANTS TO SEE MISTER UNIVERSE??!!
Well too bad I don't have him.
I can show you mister Unibra though =D (He's tall.. FREAKISHLY!)

He's trying to prove Sony Erricson is better than Nokias =.=.

And here's Mr. Foul Mouth xD

I thought that rubber animal looked a tad lot like a sex toy! xD there was one for the front and one for anal xD xD xD!

And here I am the Devilishly Handsome Super Sexy Ultra Romantic Economical Egronomical Thing xD With it's tongue sticking out! xD

Yes.. I love my socks xD

After having fun there we walked around the mall... Well =D

I pose like a super model xD A SUPER SEXY MODEL!

And...

I'm.... Not gonna talk about this one xD! PLEASE do leave your comments on the FatBox>>>>>> xD

Jae Ian and I decided to be perverts so.

It was white.. =x

We went down down down just too take a group picture

Goupie~!

And went up to Mega Kiddies World again too take MORE pictures xD

They love the elephant xD! I WANNA EAT IT'S EYEBALLS! xD

Another one xD

Jae Ian's ass is MINE! xD

And lastly... Another group picture~~

Loadsa Love for these guys xD. Jae Ian should be happy since he's so "tall" xD

Yeah SunWay outing was pretty cool
THE MALL SUCKS THOUGH!
But the company was nice..
THE MALL SUCKED!
Good good company..

=D

YTD!

2009-09-24T22:50:00.004+08:00

Yesterday. Went out with Zoey. Sunway.
Yes. It was boring. I have to admit i'm partly to blame. ROFLS!
BUT IT'S ALL HER FAULT! SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY!! IT'S HER FAULT! XD
Well. She kicked me so many times and finally at the end of the day!
She hit her hand against my chrome watch. CHROME people xD.
Now she has a bruise on her knuckle =D.
Today's blog is about these young talent.
EVERYBODY!! SUPPORT THEM AND HELP THEM MAKE IT TO THE TOP!
They're very talented and have good voices. Here are their videos.

Flower & Chocolates

Words

Paradise

Goodbye

Lonely

These are their original works people. ORIGINAL!
Their awesome! Cheers

Blog Blogg Bloggy bloggieeeeeeee

2009-08-29T20:36:00.003+08:00

THE BEERS SONG!!! SIX THUMBS UP!! YEAH!

OOOh what is the maulted liquor
what gets you drunker quicker
what comes in bottles or in cans
BEER!
ooh cant get enough of it
oh i really love it!
makes me think i`m a man!
BEER!
i could kiss and hug it
but i'd rather chug it
put my belly out to here!
i could really use a
beer beer beeeer

Okay so... blog has not been updated for a friggin long time.
Well.. I AM a special person so i do not have to update so oftenly =P

ROIGHT! So i like totally went out yesterday to queensbay yesterday and it was so friggin almost gonna be a quarter of awesome xD
Yeah it was pretty okay. I didn't get like super high that day =.= unfortunately xD

Oh yeah the people i went out with was:
My best friend! the one and only *** *** **** guess yourself!! xD
Er Wynn "stupid cousin"
Shun Wynn "beloved cousin"
Ho Ho "The lolness cousin who looks like steven"
AND weiwei "the cousin who's name reminds me of weiwen xD"

We like totally got there later then zoey and i scolded her for being late xD
And then my stupid cousin "brought" us to the bus station~
If he had listened to me we would have been there and not miss the 1030 bus =.= *coughs* a hole.
So we missed the bus GRRRRRR!! that's the bad thing..
The good thing is!! i got to run in the rain like an ah guah!! it was so fun! It was so unbelievable that you wouldn't believe it!! xD

We stoned at the bus stop for like.. AN HOUR!! thanks to sir freackishly tall genius @@. Right now i still feel as though he's a wasted sperm xD!
Well at least i got to sit with a cutie the whole bus trip ROFLS!
The bus trip was also hilarious xD Er Wynn said the last time he sat on the bus to queens bay a hot girl got on on one of the stops!
So we took zoey's camera and got ready zoom xD!
Unfortunately.. She did not come =(.. We are a laughing case human group.. SO SHADDUP AND DON'T JUDGE US! xD

We ate at Siam Express =.=
I really wanted to siam from that place the.
You know.. They call the workers waiters because they come to our table and wait for us to make up our mind and order the effing food.
Guess what?? Siam Express decided to get not so express waiters =.=
In the end i summed up that they misunderstood the meaning waiter thinking that it meant that the customers wait till they die before their food gets ordered!!
Friggin idiots.

Ho Ho wanted to get a present for his gal! OooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOO LA LA!! Mucho mucho muesto!
We went to living cabin and then i recommended a bear which STUPID BORDERS took away =(. It was a cute cuddly bear =(.
Well in the end we got hooked on to this doll thingy wearing miniature lingerie xD!
It was soooooo oddward xD

AFTER THAT!!!
We watched up. Wait... i didn't say that right what i meant to say is!
We watched UP! YEHA!! Now i said it right =D
And after that movie. I had to leave!! NOOO!!!!
The worst part is knowing that they were gonna watch another movie =.=.
Well no outing with them is fun without me =D soooo.. Yeahh too bad for them xD!
Wow i am so up to my head about these stuff xD

Okay! I went to tuition after that.
And thats all.
I LOVE YOU TOM CRUISE!!! xD

Quote doing work is the cure to laziness! quoted by the ever so smart~~~ GOH EN LIN!! xD

AND!!! Bus 705 SUCKS!!!!! IT CAN SUCK IT!!! LETO LETO!! UHHH!!! UHHH!!!

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.. How long didn't i update?

2009-07-04T22:33:00.002+08:00

Ohhhh.. Kay..
I haven't updated my blog for a long time so it was practically K.O.
Well my hands are gonna hurt after thinking of what to crap about and typing the crap i thought of =P.

First thing's first.
I GOT A TOTALLY AWESOME 52 INCH HD TV AT 1080P RESOLUTION AND IT CAME WITH A FREAKING HOME THEATRE SURROUND SOUND SYSTEM!

Pros
-Tv BIG!
-Tv CLEAR!
-Speaker KICKASS!
-PS3 BLU RAY!!!! XD

Cons
-Dad watch tv at night = no sleep that night =x
Only one con la~

Okay. ENOUGH about Tv.
One more thing about it la =P.
It's a fact that 90% of the American people are slaves towards the world's greatest invention, television. They spend loads of their time "training" to portray a potato sitting on a couch getting exercise only for their fingers. Those people who do "magically" become bloated up! I mean like KABOOM!! BIG ASS!! That is why, the American's have nicknamed the television..... the "Magic Box"

In contrast to that (the opposite end of contrast xD) The British have done multiple surveys of this so called "Magic Box" phenomena and have concluded with the results that, people who have fallen victim to the "Magic Box" clearly are undeveloped species of human that may be much much much more in contact with our extremely early ancestors. Because of this conclusion, the Brits have decided to rename the "Magic Box". As of today, television's nickname is "The IDIOT Box".

Wow that looks like an English essay. xD. I should hand it in to my teacher and see how much marks i'd get for it LOL!

Okay, let's put in a little bit of school.
Ya know, the girls in my school have a very (i mean very) very colorful record. They've brought their "mom" to school before. Only for the P.Body to find out that isn't their real mother. XD! God when they announced that during assembly. The boys laughed xD. After we had a good laugh. She reminded the boys of the "wonderful" memories we had of running and bathing at pantai bersih during school operating hours. XD!!! Guess what? The girls didn't laugh but WE DID!!! XD! Nothing much to say anymore =X. Ooooh! i wrote a poem for moral studies and got a 10/10 for it!!! xD. Here is how it went (changing it a little):

Mom,
You have brought me to this world,
Great pain and suffering have burdened be,
And yet you have always been there for me,
Loving me unconditionally,
Now that you have gone I pray for you,
something something..
Can't remember how it went anymore. xD
Well i'll change this post when I get the poem back~~~

Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay, I've got nothing to say anymore =X.

Confucious says! Penis very much like clock hands!
SHORT take Hours!
LONG take Minutes!
DIVINE take mere seconds!

Rock On BABY!

2009-05-27T22:42:00.006+08:00

Prologue- 23rd May 1994
11.04 a.m
A women was 9 months in labor and after months of the baby doing "gymnastics" in her womb, it was it's time to see the world through his own eyes.
The women was pushed to the delivery room still sedated with the medicine.
This would be her second time delivering a baby with an operation method.
Her husband was pacing up and down the isle anxiously awaiting his newborn.

Complications???? XD (not really)
11.09
The women was pushed out in no hurry into another room.
Her husband followed still anxious for the results.
Suddenly the old nurse started yelling.
"What are you doing here??!!! Why aren't you with your newborn??!!"
The women's husband was puzzled.
As he remembered his baby girl's operation was an emergency operation and took the doctors nearly two hours.
"How can this be? It has not even been 10 minutes! The operation could not be over so quickly!?"
The women countered with a short lecture which sounded something like this.
"YOUR BABY IS BORN YOU HAVE TO BE WITH HIM YOU HAVE TO CHECK IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL!!!"
The wife of the still confused husband was rambling nonsense as she was still affected by the sedation.
"Is my wife okay?"
"SHE'S ALRIGHT! THE BABY!!! YOUR BABYYY!!!!!!"
"Uh-huh. OH YEAH THE BABY!!!"

He ran down to the room where the baby was.
It was a boy.
The father was now proud that he had a baby boy and a young girl.

Epilogue
11.33
The baby was brought to his mother.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
The mother screamed.
"What is THIS!!?? THIS IS NOT MY BABY!!!"

The baby was not the usual kind you would see everyday.
His skin was peeling from his body.
It looked like a reptile.
A piece of his skin was dangling of his nose as how she described it.

"Do not worry madam."
The nurse comforted.
"Believe me give him a week or two and his skin will be to die for."

"Are you sure?"
"Yes madam. Now you'll just need to fill in these papers so that we can approve a name for him once you've thought of one."
"That will not be necessary, I've already got a name for him."

15 years later- 23rd May 2009
"Cheese!" *snaps*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Mom and dad took me to T.G.I Friday's today.
Then we watched a movie called Angel's & Demon's.
On the way home I asked,
Mom what was it like the day i was born?
As she explained to me off the hassle I caused, all the gymnastics i did when she was still in labor with me and i couldn't help but to laugh!
Eu Jin. Happy Birthday~~ her last words were the night.

I think back upon all the years i've lived my life. Hey, it wasn't so bad after all. I've got tons of friends. Best friends. True friends. Who eventhough I remind time after time I do not want to know it's my birthday! They still wish me a happy birthday. These are what friends are for. I look back once more and realised. 15 wonderful years just gone by in a snap. I wonder, what else live has to offer.

FUCK! quote of the post
Friends
U
Can
Keep

And errrr... hmmmm i've gotta say something for my sis....
Ahhh...
I love you??? (Will be edited when i think of something =P)

1 week update! lolollol

2009-05-08T22:51:00.004+08:00

Okay so i didn't update for at least a week now.
Zoey keeps asking me to update~~ ROFLS!
AND RACHY BETTER HAVE LINKED ME ALREADY! XDXD

Okay I'll just tell the main points.

3rd May
Jae Ian's birthday
Went to pacific(it got lamer)
X-Men was sweet! Oh and not to forget shiny!
Then we bought jae ian some rings that he wanted(10.20 each)
=X a ring for 10.20!
And it looked like one of those pasar malam rings that you can get for a buck!
Okay screw that.

For those who follows er wynn's blog
Yes i did shoot a bubble at him throw a straw.
It was fun!! Seriously!!!
Release tension la!
The moral from that is!
It is not easy to aim with a straw =x

4th May
SCHOOL!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Horrific! Disastrous! Vile School.
Really felt as though I wanted to take at least 50kg of napalm and KABOOM BOOM!
=x

Well as usual i came up with crazy stuff.
My favourite crazy sentence of that day was!
Er Wynn! Er Wynn!
I have a cute little squirrel with TWO nuts~~
XDXDXDXDXD
And get this! I came up with it during moral!! ROFLS!
Teacher asked me to act a short drama in moral
"Mesti PENUH dengan emosi"
so she said.
This is what i did.

*puts leg on chair*
eh, Eh, EH!
Mengapa INI!!??
Tidak berjimat cermat untuk alatan sekolah!
Kasut pun tak beli lagi. BARUAH!
*Er Wynn pushes my leg of the chair*
and teacher told me to stop. XD
She praised me for using such.. "emotion"

5th May
Well..
Followed Jae Ian all the way to the bathroom while singing happy birthday.
His friends think i'm crazy!
Son of a gun, I AM!! XD
Then went to the usual hangout and stoned for the rest of school session.

6th May
Blah

7th May
Too drunk to remember

8th May
MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!
Wished my mom happy mother's day and went off to school.
Right after i came back we went to penang to eat at some hungarian restaurant.
Suggested by Jae Ian.
Now i wanna smash his skull against a rock cause the food sucked!
The dessert was a freaking ice cream on some pan cake!!
WHAT IS THAT!?

Went to tuition.
Stoned there for an hour and a half and came back.
BOUGHT McDonald's!
Whee~~
I've got some fries in the fridge now just asking me to eat them :P
And it comes all down to blogging.
Happy Zoey??
XD

Peace out,
By your man!
ME~~! XDXD

Squirell that runs up girl's skirt, find NO NUTS!

Chores!

2009-05-01T21:38:00.006+08:00

Today was boring!
Chores
Half dead (lie)
See what I did!

I had to cut this!

With this!

Yay One DONE!!

Look what I found! A BIG GREEN ANT! Zhao would say EEKY! ROFLS

Okay. Finally done!!! WHEE~~~~~~~~~~~

Lame?
You tell me!
And then I went to play the piano~~~
Kiss The Rain
Undine
River Flows In You

Ate dinner with whole family!
I love the food!
After that guess what I did???
Play more piano~~
ROFLS!

After about an hour I finally let er wynn play!
And then after what seemed like 15 minutes..
We went to my room! XDXDXD

Eu Jin over and out!

Random stuffaaaaaa

2009-04-30T22:54:00.007+08:00

Okay.
So here's the deal!

He went to school.
He got bored of school.
He then threw stones at the school P.body.
Now he is expelled from the school

Thank god that he isn't me if not i'm dead from my parents!
LOL!!!
Okay, what really happened is!

Went to school.
P.body was transfering to another school WOOTS!
So we had some kinda farewell thing going on.
More of a party for me~
We had to sit at the assembly "hall".
It rained in the middle of the process.
Er Wynn and I started humming Kiss The Rain.
ROFL case right?

After that we went back to class and.. here's the best part!
NO TEACHER BEFORE RECESS!!!
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
During recess noobs were owned (Sou Men & Ern Yee)
LOL! Thank god they don't have blogs~

Okay the rest of the day in school was utterly rubbish so let's move on to home!
When i reached home, guess who was there?
*drumroll*
ATC! rofls!
We talked about.. Stuff.
Actually we talked about laptops and their almighty awesomness! ROFLS!

I have to say.
ITouch is NICE
Sliding here sliding there sliding everywhere~~
Okay, since i'm so bored right now.

I shall post up parody lyrics of a song.
:D
:D
:D
:D

If I was a boy.
I think i have to go for sex change.
Cos' I was born with a penis and now I am growing to extra things, On my chest!
But I'm not a girl!
So I don't think I CAN understand!
Is this extra undergarment supposed to be one sight tight and one side loose!?
I should have listened in class!
When they were teaching chapter 4!
So i might at least have an idea of what I am really supposed to do!

It's a little to late to say that you wanted ***
I'm going to take away the part that you liked best.
If you thought i would wait for you!
You thought WRONG! WRONG!
*snips off the thing*

Rofls.
Creative?
You tell me!

Okay in tuition guess who had to draw on my hand?
Vinod @@ he also HAD to act gay.
Guess what he wrote?
Screw you're ideas what he really did was write.

"I am a pretty butterfly"
On my hand.
The ink still can't come out.
If you're reading this vinod which is highly unlikely.
F U!

TEE!HEE!

This is an original product of EJ.
All copyrighted possibilities will be immediatly alerted in EJ.co.
Violaters will be prostituted! Wheee~``~~

BACK!

2009-04-28T17:58:00.003+08:00

Whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay lazy to do that again but...
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Rofls!

OKAY!
For the fags who know me, you'd probably be surprised thinking....
Oh My Effing God! Eu Jin!!?? Blog!!?? WTF!
Well. Life ain't got much to offer me right now so...
Lalalalala~~~~~~~

Oh yeah supposed to talk about what the F word happened in my life~~~

Oh KAY! Today i went to school! (obviously)
ATE CHAR KOAY TEOW!!! Just kidding i ate toast rofls =s

okay the deal about going to school today is!! I WASN'T LATE!!! HALLELUJIAH!!!
NO LECTURE FROM NORMAH!!!! =D.

Hmmmmm.

Today school was kinda. Normal.
Rofls.
First period we had freaking Pj. Thank god i didn't take my Pj clothes if not i would have had to listen to stupid teacher.
My teacher is stupid, because i'm not stupid!
he "thought" the other students how to play soft ball.
Guess who came in and made a special appearance just for the fun of it?
Rofls.

After that we had science blah blah blah blah.
Skip to recess!
Er Wynn and I decided to stay in his class attempting to provoke a prefect!
Worked like a charm~~
After she finally got us out we went to the usual hang out to get. Err hungover?
Rofls.

It's very jovial there ESPECIALLY with my crazed cousin Jae Ian. Fuuu YOH!! the things he did.
He created a shuffle move which included a series of international signs if ya know what i mean! ROFLS!

After recess was english *snore* *snore*
Did all my"homework".
Then we went to moral.
God i ran like a candy wrapper in an updraft =D.
Of course i was running because we were SUPPOSED to go to the "makmal bestari"
But then turns out we had to go to the effing hall! D=

Sad case betul.

~~~~PIZZA HUT~~~~

Talked alot during moral god!
We started talking about Dota!
Then i decided to act gay an put my arm around Rama claiming that he was mine. =D
He is actually Gowri's ! STUPID LA! ROFLS!
After that Dhiva asked if i was ashamed if i put my pants down.
Guess what~~

*unzips!*
*unbuckles!*
*almost took down*
and then ovi stopped me.
stupid la he!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

And then went home.
Ate chicken rice.
Then played the piano!
Current songs:
If I Could See You Again
River Flows In You
A Walk In The Forest(still loving wendy for it ROFLS!)
Undine

And now I'm creating a blog.
Which is what i'm doing now.
Well duh I just said that.
I should shut up before I embarrase myself again =x

Whee.

Rofls!
Errrr
Errrr
Errrr
Wynn!!!!!!!

Ej says! GETTING OUT OF HERE! =D

quote of today: End the day with a smile~!